I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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