your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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