Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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