I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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