Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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