How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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