So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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