You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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