Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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