he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
