whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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