Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
