He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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