bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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