It's like God shit irony all over that family
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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