we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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