i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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