My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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