covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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