Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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