CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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