is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.