i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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