i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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