Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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