apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
birth control should be required to get into college
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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