THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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