New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize