'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
40s are totally the cure
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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