Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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