I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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