youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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