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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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