WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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