Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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