tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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