You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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