He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Duck Duck Cougar?
In America we eat man semen.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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