no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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