I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.