Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.