Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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