garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You don't make any sense
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