my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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