Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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