I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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