if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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