conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Sorry about my life...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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