How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?