Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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