you mean i was at the winter classic?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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