Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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