just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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